This story is hilarious. I think you should definitely consider including it in Twittamentary.  A man @dlprager was in his house when a robber broke in.  He instantly sent out a tweet, and the robber left, whether because of the Tweet or not we will never know.  The tweet went like this:

“hmmm-should I call the cops like you guys recommended? find a blunt object before opening the door? my gut tells me he's harmless.”